
After 35 years of being told both our fireplaces would not ‘draw’ my mother had firmly abandoned all hope of having a log fire. Perhaps our 1930s fireplaces were simply not good enough. But I had vague memories of a box of coal outside our kitchen door when I was small. My sister is a passionate creator of log fires, I love them but have a troubled relationship with fire in our house.
One house fire in my room was memorable: I sneakily used the gift of a candle lamp as a bedside reading lamp. My parents had made a fatal mistake and had denied me an electric lamp so I wouldn’t read late into the night. Little did they appreciate the mind of a twelve year old, with an independent streak. My secret was going well until one night I got up and came back to find my bed on fire! What to do?? I rushed to my chest of draws to find heavy clothes to smother the bed but it was blazing too fast, I could now see the springs!
I decided I had to own up, calling to my mother I said ‘can you come up a minute!’ Not saying why at first! My mother didn’t take the bait and simply said ‘can you hold on a minute?’ I had to shout ‘NO, my bedroom’s on fire!’ ‘WHAT!’ she shouted. The garden hose didn’t help either and we had to call the fire brigade, the room was a sodden smell of smoke and water for 6 weeks. With a new decor, I was finally given an electric bedside lamp!
The next episode was my mother make a rather large bonfire near the neighbour’s greenhouse, which being made of corrigated plastic, promptly melted into a weird shape, he was not pleased! She had to pay for a replacement.
Finally my mother also developed a mad habit, the classic cigarette smoker…….she was too lazy to find an ashtray upstairs in her bedroom, so she found old brown paper envelopes and put the old butts in them and then put those into the waste paper basket made of wicker! It was an accident waiting to ignite! But would she listen to my pleas, oh no it would be fine, she knew best! Not a mere daughter.
Well one afternoon my sister came, she and my mother were chatting in the living room after a while I began to smell a pleasant but unfamiliar smell of woodsmoke. I followed my nose which lead me upstairs half way up I could HEAR a roaring crackle……….WHAT was this I thought, I was scared. I reached the top to find the basket was in full blaze and licking furiously up the side of a wooden chest of draws and had reached the picture rail. I had minutes to spare before it was out of control and reached the King bed and duvet.
Screaming we all ran upstairs, my sister chucked a towel in the bath soaked it and threw it onto the base of the fire onto the basket. Then we could tackle it well. But it was a close thing……….my mother had no excuse, no defence…….and we had a charred pile of sticks at the bottom and new carpet on insurance. Oh dear………
After all this though with the chimneys swept again, and decapped, we decided to try again. In spite of my mother’s implacable catalogue of failure. But low and behold, once swept and decapped, the fire has lit beautifully and the dining room is warm for the first time and a cosy room is taking shape.